November 8th, 2012
Halloween. All Hallow’s Eve. Spooky. Thanksgiving. Turkey Day. Gobble. New Year’s. Party. Sleepy.
What do these holidays all have in common? Plastic Santa loves them all! Seriously! We were just talking the other day, and I was like “Yo, PS, what’s your favorite holiday?” And he was all like “You know”. And I was like “No, I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking”. And then he was like “Well then, lemme tell ya!”
So 2 hours and 7 cups of egg nog later, I got the scoop. Turns out, the big guy likes all of them – and I don’t just mean the big 3 mentioned earlier (we’re talkin’ Arbor Day, Groundhog’s Day – all of them). Plastic’s reasoning? They’re all just warmups for the big one (even though New Year’s happens after, he feels it’s the first one of the year – silly PS)!
Anywho, he’s pumped for the 2012 Yuletide and Tonic Holiday Tour, and wanted me to let you know that if you don’t come to one of our holiday shows, he can’t guarantee that you’ll have a “happy holiday”. I know – kinda harsh words from such a jolly guy. But that’s Plastic – always been a bit of a maverick. Which reminds me – I’ve gotta wrap Mark’s gift – “Top Gun – the ultimate box set”. I believe it includes 4 different versions of Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away” – which just so happens to be Mark’s favorite song of all time. Seriously, you should ask him about it.
Seriously. You. Should.